Cerita pendek yang lawak

Dengarla ni kawan..cerita ini sangat funny...saya type post ni pun sambil senyum ..
Semalam lepas class saya pergi tapau sup ketin katseksyen 7.
u oll pernah dgr tak sup ketin ni?heheh..best tau..

Dalam kepala dok pk ni..pas ni nak p amik Mia kat nursery..
pk lagi cukup ke sup ketin sahaja ku tapau..td lunch sempat masak ikan berlada je n goreng telur je..cukup kut..

So saya orderlah dgn orang tu

Saya: Sup Ketin satu..bagi ketin dia xtra eh
Orang1: Ok kak.
Saya: Nak bayar kat mana?kat depan ke kat sini.
Orang1 : Bayar kat depan kak.

Lepas amik sup ketin yang dah ditapau. Saya pun gerak ke kaunter depan untuk bayar.

Saya : Sup ketin satu berapa kak?
Orang2 : Sup ketin sahaja ke dik..
Saya : sahaja...
Orang2: RM6..

Hahahah..dah jumpa lum tang mana yang lawak tu?wakakak..boleh tak saya punya jawapan kat akak tu saya jawab "sahaja"..wakakakak lagi sekali..
lepas jawab "sahaja" saya pun terfikir..apsal aku jawab sahaja ni..apsal aku tak jawab "haah " ke.."ye saya" ke..or "ini saja"..hahaha

namapak sangat saya seorang pencinta bahasa melayu kan..hahahah

8kg at 5month

Last week Friday Mia had her 5month jap together with her last dose of rotavirus..
Shes already 8kg this month..0.5kg increment compare to last month.
What her secret toward this bambam'ness..heheh sudah pastilah susu mummy dia..

Solid food pula..shes already tried banana,apple,manggo and papaya..and she choose banana as her fav meal now..i tried mixing all the fruit and everything must come with banana..heheh

At 5month stage..still cannot sit by her own..but she already start to crawl one step forward..
She know her mommy daddy very well..she will say NO to a stranger..but she will give them a big smile perhaps..

We bought her plenty of toys..but shes rather playing with newspaper,remote tv, handphone, magazines..geram betul..toys sendiri tak moo main..mommy taknak dah beli toys lagi pasni.

what else eh..on ye, to wear her pampers is like a war to us now..susah betul tau..bagila hanger ke..wallet ke..baru diam .itupun kejap je..alahai anak dara ku ini..

Another 2 weeks time she will be 6month old..thats mean my first semester of breastfeeding is done..so i hope i will still do good in my second semester towards baby Mia one year old.

They left me for 44days

As i expected..i cried like a baby on my parents departure date to Makkah.
Its so sad,knowing u will be apart from ur parents for quite a long time.
This year raya haji will be so bored without them..huhuh..i miss them both so much already.

This is my first time experienced sending someone to Haj. All of us gerak from Kuala Pilah to Kelana Jaya around 5.30pm..it was so crowded..lucklily My Darlink Mia behave like an angel dat day..we reached Kelana Jaya around 8pm.My parents registeration and briefing at 1am..and bus arrival at 4am..hurmm..such a long waiting that day...my brother with 3 boys..(10yrs,6yrs & 3 yrs)..my sister with one girl (4years) and me with a 5month old baby..all kids so worn out and they slept bergelimpangan at the waiting area..

Oh ye..my 2cent of advice to anyone who will sent someone to Haj..dont forget to bring pillow and toto together..it will be such a long day of waiting..

I missed this woman in black so much already..huhuh..dont you think my mom is so lovely..

Saya doakan,dipermudahkan oleh Allah segala urusan mereka disana..semoga mereka mendapat Haji Mabrur,di sihatkan tubuh badan dan selamat kembali ke pangkuan kami sekeluarga bulan depan..aminnnn...

Being me

First impression people on me is alwiz sombong+muka garang..
ye iam a serious preson if you dont know me..
but somehow believe it or not...to STF'ian i can be a clown to them..
i love to make a jokes..and i love to be with someone yang sangat2 funny..

But to strangers or kawan baru kenal..those clown in me alwiz nowhere can be found..
heheh..apsal tah..
orang asyik cakap "memula aku jumpa ko..aku ingat ko sombong gila.."
hurmm..mb bcoz from the shape of my lips..
If you look em closely..its shape like "C" terbalik..heheh..

To my student i alwiz a very serious lecturer..and sometime a mean teacher to them..
yeahh..i know..those kind of teacher is alwiz boring in class kan..hehe..
tapi nak buat camne..i teach solidwork,robotic, mechatronic thingy...bukan nya general subject yang boleh nak jokes around..

In my good day,i try to make a few jokes in class..but the student macam takut2 nak gelak pula..hahah..lawak ok..they like senyum sikit je padahal for me jokes tu dah boleh gelak guling2 style dah..hahahah

mcm mana eh..nak jadi lecturer yang baik hati..student's fav..

The Babies

1.Ms.Cutiey Pie Mia

2. Mr.Cheeky Rafiq

3. Ms.Behave Zara

4. Ms.Pumpkin Pie Ayra

5.Mr.Cool Adam

6.Ms Nottie Rayna

7. Mr.Hensem Saif

8. Ms.Gojes Nia

9.Ms.Chine Look Aleesya

10. Mr.Bee Putra

Aksi Mia berphotoshoot

"Mommy..ramainya babies"

"Pandang kiri ada baby..pandang kanan pun ada..kita kat mana ni mommy"

"ehem,,ehem..ada hensem boy la sebelah ayra ni"

"alamak nk tergolek pulak..malu..malu..mintak2 takde org nampak"

"mommy look.iam smiling tru my eyes mommy"

"erkk..ayra kentut ek..smelly smelly.."

Baru 5month dah cuba2 utk merangkak.,bagus anak mommy neh..cemerlang

The daddies

En.Laling walaupun dalam kepasrahan tetap maintain masa photoshoot ni..
Susah gila nak ajak amik gambar..suruh pose apatah lagi..
but he's such a darlin dat day..dia cakap layan je lah..hahah..
kalau tak layan nanti..susah pula dia nak g mountain biking activity nanti kan..heheh

Pose pegang anak masing2..

Pose Lompat pula

Pose Hero Remaja Expired..